What do I want to get out of this class?

What do I want to get out of this class? I want to learn how to survive technologically. I want to be able to make a power point without the help of a computer science major that I've had to flirt with. I want to know what all the important buttons like control z are. I want to master a website besides facebook. I want to be more technologically savvy than at least 2% of my students. If I can make these goals then the class will have been a major success for me.